Modern mafia is an Alternative rock band. We love playing music, we love to entertain crowds and we love drinking the blood of our enemies. We also love long walks on the beach and midgets wearing eye patches but that are irrelevant. Our stage act up-till now has involved bubbles, semi-professional Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions, minor wardrobe malfunctions, stuffed teddy bears, an excess of jumping around in fake snow and a fat man spanking himself with a tambourine.